ka-kawgoodsir:

sir-hathaway:

anceyleestar:

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up

kindest regards, corpse

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

calumsexual:

THE BOYS ARE GOING TO BE COVERING AMERICAN IDIOT FOR THE GREEN DAY TRIBUTE CD???

THAT MEANS LUKE HAS TO SING THE SUBLIMINAL MIND FUCK AMERICA”

HOLY FUCKING FUCK YEAH

(Source: mtvbitch)

yeffyaboyuice:

Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like

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itssexualhour:

one time i was at my friends house and she invited these senior guys over and one of them was really hot and we kinda flirted the entire night so i went into the kitchen to get some water and he followed me and i turn around and he just grabs me and pulls me into the pantry and we start like intensely making out and he was about to finger me and then my friends mom opened the pantry and was like “thats not the type of food i wanted” i’vE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 90 YEARS

(Source: itssexualhour)

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”